Congratulations - Dota 2 Parody Version

Congratulations
You have invented a new kind of stupid
A feed-them-two-kills-at-the-rune kind of stupid
A Riki going mid against Zeus kind of stupid
Truly a 322 kind of stupid

Let's review
You leveled Q but you don't have the mana pool to even use it
And you're standing there
Pinging bot
Making excuses
They begged you to gank top lane
And you refused to

No fear of what your enemies might do to you
But you're the only hero that you ever seem to lose to
You threw--now their Zeus can buy whatever he wants
You have boots and a cosmetic taunt
And there's no response

So yeah, congratulations
It's probably GG
Congratulations

I laned against a Veno and Viper in bottom
My support is applying no pressure
I look at you and think God
What have we done with our lanes and what did it get us
That doesn't wipe their lead or the feed away
I'm farming in the jungle and I'm afk
I know what I'm here to do
I'm not here for you

I know my hero like I know my own mind
You will never find anyone whose timing's more on time
During draft I clicked on core and said to you
"This one's mine
"We'll move as five
"And they'll all die."
I've got the levels and I'm ready to deal some pain
I will carry through the feed and the flame
Every game

Dota
Is the best free game on Steam
But I can't get past the fact
That I have been cursed with the worst teams

So yeah, congratulations
Now let's fucking end
Every one of you is getting so reported
Give me your commends
Congratulations